Don't lend money to friends -- it causes amnesia.
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You'll never find a rainbow if you're staring at your feet.
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If hindsight of some women was as good as their foresight, they wouldn't be wearing slacks.
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Have patience. Everything is difficult before it is easy.
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Those who wish to sing, always find a song.
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Never try to destroy someone else's life with a lie when yours can be destroyed with the truth.
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Paradise is not a place, it's a state of mind.
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My alarm tells me you're in my house. My gun tells me not for long.
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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
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Sincerity is not to say everything you think but to mean everything you say.
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Retirement: World's longest coffee break.
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Tact carries a bunch of curiously-fashioned keys, that open all kinds of doors.
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The British Harbinger, April 1, 1870
A liberal is a socialist with a wife and two children.
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He who dies with the most toys wins.
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Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.
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We'll be friends until we're old and senile, then we'll be new friends.
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Don't worry about people who don't worry about you.
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Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
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The people who succeed the most are the people who have failed the most, because they are people who have tried the most.
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Adventures are for the adventurous.
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